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You wanna know why I'm terrified of chickens? It's because they're related to dinosaurs...and these things. They're cute, but deadly. The grown-up Thunderbirds perform their mating dances and calls that turn into Thunderstorms, and usually take place during very humid days to conduct the most electricity. Their wings can create thunder-like sounds with a single flap, hence their names. If you mess with their nests, they will swoop on you in a manner close to Magpies in Austrailia (and are probably equally as terrifying). The babies don't now their own strength, and it feels like static shock, then tazed, and when they're grown you're going to need a hospital. They like worms, snakes, and the occasional squirrel for food. They can't swim (obviously)
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